A: No. That’s called Botox. We just make you smell way less like a swamp monster.

A: Orders ship fast from the U.S. Standard shipping is free when you spend $25 or more.

A: Definitely. It works on anyone with armpits.

A: Nope. Goes on clear, stays invisible, unlike that one girl who constantly ghosts you.

A: Yes — we use clean, plant-based ingredients. If your skin is ultra sensitive, patch test first.

A: Currently three: Dark Matter (bold), Ocean Breeze (fresh), and Frostbite (crisp). More scents & products on the way!

A: Choose your scent, pick how often you want it, and we’ll ship it automatically so you don’t have to remember.

A: Yep. Free-range pits only.

A: 24 hours (unless you try to deadlift a Prius).

A: No hard feelings. Email us and we’ll make it right — smelling good should never feel risky.